Nottinghamese 101

Aye up midduck - Hello/how are you?

Mek it g'bakkuds - Put it in reverse

Innit cowd - It is rather chilly today

Arkattit - Listen to the rain

Wotsup? -I s anything amiss?

Geroff - Please go away

Oo worree wee? - Who was he with?

Worree wee iz-sen? - Was he alone?

Aya masht midduck? - Have you made tea dear?

Gizzarfonnitt - Please share it with me

Wiggorn ev uz dinnuz - We are about to have lunch

Y'alluz wanna gerra susstifikut - You should always obtain a certificate

Aya gorra weeya? - Is your wife with you?

Ghee ovver - Please dessist

Atode im eekudd pleez izzen - The decision was his

Yowl koppitt - I fear you will be in trouble

Yerwott? -- I beg your pardon?

Gerrup yo, elsal bat yatabb - Get up or I may use violence

Kanni cum anorl ? - May I accompany you?

Thiz summat up wee im - I fear he may be ill

Ez ee sed owt ? - Did he say anything?

Ant yer gorrote? - Did you get anything??

Ittle norrotcha - It was quite painless

Gerritt dern ya - Eat up

Ah've gone and dottied missen - I have soiled my hands

Ayupp sorry - Hello there

Did it fritten yer ? - Were you alarmed?

Shurrup - Please be quiet

Wottyer gerrin ? - What purchase are you about to make?

Ah've podged missen - I have enough to eat, thank you

Yant gorreny woss, ayyer ? - Has your condition deteriorated?

Sorl yer gerrin - That is your share

Ah've ott missen - I am in considerable pain

E dossent purriz ed under watter - He is afraid of swimming

Ah don't know nowt abaht it - I am innocent

Gizzah swag - Please may I have a drink

Yowl gerrovver it - You will recover

Don't knock yersen up - Do not distress yourseelf

Gerroff om - Leave us alone

E wants sum ossmuck inniz boots - He is rather small in stature

Gerrum yersen - Please help yourself

Yowl kummorf wust - I fear you cannot win

Am om - I have arrived home safely

Ittim wiyer poss - Use your handbag for self defence

Ittle norrot note - It cannot hurt anything

Yer moant purrit ovver theyer - Please do not place anything there

Izz not gooin ter wock terday - He has withdrawn his labour

Tint woth it - It is hardly worthy of consideration

Gizzit ere - Please pass it to me

Waira booza - Can you tell me where the pub is?